Xmas Party!

[czeri]

The party season opened with a bang when pitchblackrose and naughtyhouseelf bravely invited a bunch of t00bs over to their place for a Christmas party. Which is a mistake they're not likely to repeat any time soon considering we're about as well behaved as a pack of drunken gibbons ;-)

The evening started off in a perfectly respectable manner. wheatgerm, purplethings and myself were chatting amiably and admiring the décor (pitchblackrose and naughtyhouseelf's flat is beautiful, BTW. They even have the floo network!), while our gracious hostess rushed to rescue lazy_daze, baleheadbabe, son_of_darkness, lizardspots, joosetta, shabzilla, theladymarauder, laura_the_auror and malachan, who apparently got lost. They finally arrived just when wheatgerm, purplethings, naughtyhouseelf and I were giggling madly at the first deleted scene from "Revenge of the Sith", and immediately began to tell us all about gibbons. Then elanor_isolda and progelatinous showed up, soon followed by jenna_the_pagan, at which point the opening the secret santa presents commenced. And that's pretty much when all semblance of respectability vanished, because one of the gifts was a drinking game, which (obviously) needed to be tested. So the vodka began to flow, clothes began to disappear, and everyone was getting more and more merry. The drinking game was then abandoned for the sake of spin the bottle, and much snogging ensued. As I've noted during the proceedings, I got to snog people I haven't even friended, although I'm happy to report the matter has been rectified by now ;-)

Once the snogging was no longer enough, the party relocated to the bedroom and quickly turned into an orgy. As I wasn't nearly drunk enough to take part, and the role of an idle observer didn't particularly appeal to me, I've decided to forego the pleasures of the flesh for the sake of the pleasures of literature. For the record, I do believe Stephen Fry's books are intended to be read with the noises of an ongoing orgy in the background ;-) My lack of involvement actually proved to be useful, as every fifteen minutes someone would frantically rush in from the bedroom in search for handcuffs, or the key to the handcuffs, or the paddle with "slut" carved into it, or the ballgag, and I could helpfully point them in the right direction :-)

At around 4 or 5 pitchblackrose and naughtyhouseelf decided they want their bed back, and so those of us still present at that point moved to the Flat of Mildew, Vomit AND JOY to wait for the morning. We were all pretty dead by then, although listening to son_of_darkness's voice post did rejuvenate us somewhat. Enough for me to drag myself all the way to the tube station, and then King's Cross, and then home without falling asleep and missing my stop, yay! :-)

And so that's that. I can now cross "attend an orgy" from the list of things to do before I die ;-) Happy Christmas everyone!

Comments

[purplethings.livejournal.com]

Oh yes! The revenge Of The Sith mustachios-twirling, eyebrow-stroking, nose-tapping scene!! aah that was great :D

[czeri.livejournal.com]

Hee, I know :-) Why on Earth this scene was deleted I'll never guess.