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The party season opened with a bang when [livejournal.com profile] pitchblackrose and [livejournal.com profile] naughtyhouseelf bravely invited a bunch of t00bs over to their place for a Christmas party. Which is a mistake they're not likely to repeat any time soon considering we're about as well behaved as a pack of drunken gibbons ;-)

The evening started off in a perfectly respectable manner. [livejournal.com profile] wheatgerm, [livejournal.com profile] purplethings and myself were chatting amiably and admiring the décor ([livejournal.com profile] pitchblackrose and [livejournal.com profile] naughtyhouseelf's flat is beautiful, BTW. They even have the floo network!), while our gracious hostess rushed to rescue [livejournal.com profile] lazy_daze, [livejournal.com profile] baleheadbabe, [livejournal.com profile] son_of_darkness, [livejournal.com profile] lizardspots, [livejournal.com profile] joosetta, [livejournal.com profile] shabzilla, [livejournal.com profile] theladymarauder, [livejournal.com profile] laura_the_auror and [livejournal.com profile] malachan, who apparently got lost. They finally arrived just when [livejournal.com profile] wheatgerm, [livejournal.com profile] purplethings, [livejournal.com profile] naughtyhouseelf and I were giggling madly at the first deleted scene from "Revenge of the Sith", and immediately began to tell us all about gibbons. Then [livejournal.com profile] elanor_isolda and [livejournal.com profile] progelatinous showed up, soon followed by [livejournal.com profile] jenna_the_pagan, at which point the opening the secret santa presents commenced. And that's pretty much when all semblance of respectability vanished, because one of the gifts was a drinking game, which (obviously) needed to be tested. So the vodka began to flow, clothes began to disappear, and everyone was getting more and more merry. The drinking game was then abandoned for the sake of spin the bottle, and much snogging ensued. As I've noted during the proceedings, I got to snog people I haven't even friended, although I'm happy to report the matter has been rectified by now ;-)

Once the snogging was no longer enough, the party relocated to the bedroom and quickly turned into an orgy. As I wasn't nearly drunk enough to take part, and the role of an idle observer didn't particularly appeal to me, I've decided to forego the pleasures of the flesh for the sake of the pleasures of literature. For the record, I do believe Stephen Fry's books are intended to be read with the noises of an ongoing orgy in the background ;-) My lack of involvement actually proved to be useful, as every fifteen minutes someone would frantically rush in from the bedroom in search for handcuffs, or the key to the handcuffs, or the paddle with "slut" carved into it, or the ballgag, and I could helpfully point them in the right direction :-)

At around 4 or 5 [livejournal.com profile] pitchblackrose and [livejournal.com profile] naughtyhouseelf decided they want their bed back, and so those of us still present at that point moved to the Flat of Mildew, Vomit AND JOY to wait for the morning. We were all pretty dead by then, although listening to [livejournal.com profile] son_of_darkness's voice post did rejuvenate us somewhat. Enough for me to drag myself all the way to the tube station, and then King's Cross, and then home without falling asleep and missing my stop, yay! :-)

And so that's that. I can now cross "attend an orgy" from the list of things to do before I die ;-) Happy Christmas everyone!

Date: 2005-12-18 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] purplethings.livejournal.com
Oh yes! The revenge Of The Sith mustachios-twirling, eyebrow-stroking, nose-tapping scene!! aah that was great :D

Date: 2005-12-18 09:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] czeri.livejournal.com
Hee, I know :-) Why on Earth this scene was deleted I'll never guess.

Date: 2005-12-18 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naughtyhouseelf.livejournal.com
*snogs you* :) You're pretending to more innocence in the voyeurism department than is entirely warranted by the facts. I seem to recall you quite happily working the camera while some of the fun was going on. In particular I remember you shouting merrily at one point:

"I got one with the flogger in the air!"

If you did get a picture like that I wants it!! :D

Date: 2005-12-18 07:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fidgetknickers.livejournal.com
I have that on my camera! Well, on my computer - I just resized it actually, and it'll be available shortly ;)

Date: 2005-12-18 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] czeri.livejournal.com
Psst, I want it, but don't tell anyone ;-)

Date: 2005-12-18 09:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] czeri.livejournal.com
Well, shoot, there goes my plan of playing the blushing virgin. Fine, I DID get one with the flogger in the air. As well as five with Sam's nipple showing. But I'd like to point out that it was still in the lounge. Once things moved to the bedroom [livejournal.com profile] lizardspots took over the photographing duties and I could go read in peace. So there!

Date: 2005-12-18 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fidgetknickers.livejournal.com
AHAHAHAHA - I didn't realize you were sitting reading, until I saw a picture of you with a book, I was all O_o

Well done you for being able to concentrate, is all I can say...

Date: 2005-12-18 09:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] czeri.livejournal.com
Well, it was a very good book, about a guy who was wanking to the thoughts of rich schoolboys, which is a subject that appeals to me. A lot ;-)

Date: 2005-12-18 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazy-daze.livejournal.com
*giggles and loves* ahahahahaha! I'm sure Stephen Fry would heartily approve. *hug*

Psh! Mildew, Vomit and JOY, kthx! I keep having to tell people that! xDDD

Date: 2005-12-18 09:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] czeri.livejournal.com
Ah, I stand corrected. I'll edit right away ;-) *hug*
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Date: 2005-12-19 12:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] czeri.livejournal.com
I have "The Liar" but haven't got around to reading it yet. For all his genius, Stephen just can't compete with a new Lucius/Draco story ;-)
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Date: 2005-12-19 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] czeri.livejournal.com
To be honest I've meant it generally - there's always some new fic to read, so I'm leaving books for whenever I don't have access to my computer ;-)

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