It's Thursday!
Mar. 7th, 2013 08:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I have a fic rec today - FUBAR. It's really Clint's story, but Thor is featured as well, and it has probably my favourite bit of fanon:
Clint looked up. "You taste like peppermint schnapps."
Thor sounded strangled. "Indeed? Each human I've been with has said I taste like something different."
Mmmmm. He smells like what you like best, too. Forget AllSpeak, this is awesome!
The author also makes this excellent point:
"Hey, wait--" Clint protested, and slapped his hand out, hitting Thor's chest just where he thought he would, knotting his hand in Thor's shirt -- a T-shirt, or something else soft -- and pulling forward.
It was impossible to actually pull an Asgardian god forward. The shirt would rip first, or Clint would do exactly what he did, and topple himself off his feet, staggering into Thor. That worked, too. Thor laughed, one arm going around Clint's back, steadying him and pulling him toward the bed.
and
Clint laughed, and sat up, catching Thor's shoulder and heaving him over--
Except Thor didn't go anywhere.
"Wait -- is this what you wanted?" Thor asked, and fell back, pulling Clint on top of him.
Hee! How true that manhandling Thor is just not possbile for a human ;-)
Clint looked up. "You taste like peppermint schnapps."
Thor sounded strangled. "Indeed? Each human I've been with has said I taste like something different."
Mmmmm. He smells like what you like best, too. Forget AllSpeak, this is awesome!
The author also makes this excellent point:
"Hey, wait--" Clint protested, and slapped his hand out, hitting Thor's chest just where he thought he would, knotting his hand in Thor's shirt -- a T-shirt, or something else soft -- and pulling forward.
It was impossible to actually pull an Asgardian god forward. The shirt would rip first, or Clint would do exactly what he did, and topple himself off his feet, staggering into Thor. That worked, too. Thor laughed, one arm going around Clint's back, steadying him and pulling him toward the bed.
and
Clint laughed, and sat up, catching Thor's shoulder and heaving him over--
Except Thor didn't go anywhere.
"Wait -- is this what you wanted?" Thor asked, and fell back, pulling Clint on top of him.
Hee! How true that manhandling Thor is just not possbile for a human ;-)