Fandom viewing!

[czeri]

Went to see GoF again yesterday, with about 60 other fandomers, mostly dressed up, and had a hell of a time :-) The best part was that there were also mundane people in the theatre with us, including kiddies, which made our communal squees and catcalls at, say, Cedric lying with his head in another boy's lap, or him inviting Harry to the prefects' bathroom, or Hermione ordering Harry and Ron to go to bed, all the more fun ;-)

Upon second viewing the movie didn't get any better, Moody still sucked, most of the scenes still fell flat, but I've also noticed more highly enjoyable details. For one thing, I retract my previous statement - Rita Skeeter kicks ass. The problem with her is that her storyline doesn't really go anywhere in the film, so she's pretty redundant and only takes time that'd have been much better spent showing more Draco. Still, she's fun to watch, so I can forgive her being present.

Secondly, the twins rock! They're so amazing in the film that I'm almost tempted not to hate them so much in the books.

Also, Ron's a lot of fun, like always in films. Why oh why did he get so sucky in books?! I want to love him...

Filch is unexpectedly hilarious.

Cedric/Harry is so in your face it's practically canon. And Cedric being gay, or at least bi, is canon (see previous mention of him lying with his head in another boy's lap). So is Karkaroff/Snape and Karkaroff being gay - when he's not leering at Snape he's fondling Krum, and as son_of_darkness swears, also Neville at one point.

I posit that the "Lucius, my slippery friend." line is actually a lubricating charm. And none of the fandomers I presented with the idea yesterday disagreed ;-)

As I've already pointed out in a comment in son_of_darkness's journal, Myrtle is so very pervy in the bathroom scene that her falling for Draco in HBP is now canon evidence that Draco naked must be a magnificent sight, and also that Malfoys are apparently hung like horses.

And speaking of Draco, as if making ferret!Draco fall into Crabbe's pants wasn't kinky enough, during the Yule Ball we can actually see Mad-Eye enjoying himself with a stuffed white ferret placed strategically in his lap, which gives the whole turning Draco into one a brand new spin ;-)

Oh, and just because I've heard it yesterday and loved it:

"Cedric and Draco
Sitting in a tree..."

or better yet:

"It's raining men!"
:snicker:

Anyway, after the movie I've mingled with other fandomers and met loads of great people. Unfortunately, even though they all thoughtfully wore labels with their LJ names, my sieve-like memory didn't retain one, so I don't know whom to friend :-( On the upside, I got to fondle annephoenix's amazing snake cane, and although she refused to reenact with me the World Quidditch Cup scene so that I could determine the shape of Draco's bruises, we've got some hot pictures of Harry on his knees licking Lucius's cane out of the deal (I so can't wait for her to upload them!), so it all turned out for the best ;-)

Then I went with a bunch of people to baleheadbabe and lazy_daze's apartment, where we proceeded to watch maggot porn, dog porn, and finally gay porn, which I sadly wasn't able to see till the end, what with living away from London and everything. By the looks of things, others are still partying over there now, so I suppose I shouldn't have bothered trying to get home for the night. Oh well, there'll hopefully be a next time.

Comments

[pitchblackrose.livejournal.com]

Ugh, maggot porn... :/

[czeri.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. I just keep telling myself that I haven't lived until I've seen come covered maggots shot out of a cock, but somehow it's not really helping...