OUATIM story

I've unwittingly wrote a story that I have nowhere to put - it doesn't really belong on my X Files fic page, nor in my Oz fic archive, so I'll just stick it in here ;-)

Author: Czeri
Title: Too Good
Pairing: Sands/El
Rating: NC-17
Thanks: to Beth Winter for great beta!
Feedback: Yes, please ;-)
Summary: It’s just a short smut-bunny, really.

( Too Good )

If only...

Heh, that's just too cool for words:

Which Johnny Depp character do you belong with? by cerulean_dreams
UserName
Age
You fall in love with
You meet	while looking for treasure
His friends think	You could do better
Your friends think	you could do better
You will	screw every night
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

And after growing one year older, I got Dean Corso!

Which Johnny Depp character do you belong with? by cerulean_dreams
UserName
Age
You fall in love with
You meet	on top of the Eiffel Tower
His friends think	You guys are perfect together
Your friends think	he should dump you for them
You will	screw every night
Quiz created with MemeGen!

Ah, my brain!

Ok, this? Is seriously disturbing ;-)

Who is in your celebrity family? by cerulean_dreams
User Name
Mom	Cher
Dad	Johnny Depp
Brother	Sean Everette Scott
Sister	Enya
Dog	Milo
Boyfriend	Johnny Depp
Best friend	Hillary Duff
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

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The Day You meet Johnny.... by BeetleQueen
Real Name
User Name
Age
You:	Trip over his foot on the side walk
He says:	I think I love you
You say Back:	Holy crap!
He gives you:	Five bucks
You give him:	Your hand in marriage
Created with quill18's MemeGen 3.0!

Haunted by Sheldon...

Hee, I've just found this article on ohjohnny.net:

Johnny Depp Loves Sword
Tuesday April 13, 2004 (0229 PST)

Hollywood actor Johnny Depp is so sword-happy from his time spent making Pirates Of The Caribbean, The Curse Of The Black Pearl he recently treated hotel guests to an impromptu sword fight.

Depp, who is currently shooting The Libertine alongside co-star Samanthe Morton, grabbed an old sword off a bar room wall at the Noel Arms hotel in Gloucestershire, England, before jokingly chasing the chef round for making "amazing" pudding.

A source at the hotel says, "Depp's always in our upstairs bar with different people having a laugh.

"He was drinking with Samantha Morton, (British comedian) Johnny Vegas and some off-duty staff.

"At about two in the morning they'd finished off two bottles of port and 14 bottles of wine between five of them.

"Then Johnny got this look in his eye and started yelling that he had to kill the chef for making such amazing sticky toffee pudding and custard.

"He had it for three days on the trot and says it's the most delicious thing he's ever eaten."

And after laughing my ass off I started to think how difficult it must be to live with the real Sheldon locked forever inside your head, especially since he apparently uses every moment of distraction to pop up and cause mayhem. I mean, everyone who's ever thought of writing any Sands fanfic knows what a bitch Sheldon-muse can be, so can you imagine how much more horrible the real thing is? Poor poor Johnny... ;-)

Come to think of it, poor all the other characters Johnny's ever conceived, too. Not many of them seem like they'd be able to hold their own against the concentrated chaos that is Sheldon.

Heh, anyone up to a humor fic about the goings-on in the secluded part of Johnny's psyche where all the characters are stored after use?