Haunted by Sheldon...
Mar. 9th, 2004 07:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
czeriHee, I've just found this article on ohjohnny.net:
Johnny Depp Loves Sword
Tuesday April 13, 2004 (0229 PST)
Hollywood actor Johnny Depp is so sword-happy from his time spent making Pirates Of The Caribbean, The Curse Of The Black Pearl he recently treated hotel guests to an impromptu sword fight.
Depp, who is currently shooting The Libertine alongside co-star Samanthe Morton, grabbed an old sword off a bar room wall at the Noel Arms hotel in Gloucestershire, England, before jokingly chasing the chef round for making "amazing" pudding.
A source at the hotel says, "Depp's always in our upstairs bar with different people having a laugh.
"He was drinking with Samantha Morton, (British comedian) Johnny Vegas and some off-duty staff.
"At about two in the morning they'd finished off two bottles of port and 14 bottles of wine between five of them.
"Then Johnny got this look in his eye and started yelling that he had to kill the chef for making such amazing sticky toffee pudding and custard.
"He had it for three days on the trot and says it's the most delicious thing he's ever eaten."
And after laughing my ass off I started to think how difficult it must be to live with the real Sheldon locked forever inside your head, especially since he apparently uses every moment of distraction to pop up and cause mayhem. I mean, everyone who's ever thought of writing any Sands fanfic knows what a bitch Sheldon-muse can be, so can you imagine how much more horrible the real thing is? Poor poor Johnny... ;-)
Come to think of it, poor all the other characters Johnny's ever conceived, too. Not many of them seem like they'd be able to hold their own against the concentrated chaos that is Sheldon.
Heh, anyone up to a humor fic about the goings-on in the secluded part of Johnny's psyche where all the characters are stored after use?
Johnny Depp Loves Sword
Tuesday April 13, 2004 (0229 PST)
Hollywood actor Johnny Depp is so sword-happy from his time spent making Pirates Of The Caribbean, The Curse Of The Black Pearl he recently treated hotel guests to an impromptu sword fight.
Depp, who is currently shooting The Libertine alongside co-star Samanthe Morton, grabbed an old sword off a bar room wall at the Noel Arms hotel in Gloucestershire, England, before jokingly chasing the chef round for making "amazing" pudding.
A source at the hotel says, "Depp's always in our upstairs bar with different people having a laugh.
"He was drinking with Samantha Morton, (British comedian) Johnny Vegas and some off-duty staff.
"At about two in the morning they'd finished off two bottles of port and 14 bottles of wine between five of them.
"Then Johnny got this look in his eye and started yelling that he had to kill the chef for making such amazing sticky toffee pudding and custard.
"He had it for three days on the trot and says it's the most delicious thing he's ever eaten."
And after laughing my ass off I started to think how difficult it must be to live with the real Sheldon locked forever inside your head, especially since he apparently uses every moment of distraction to pop up and cause mayhem. I mean, everyone who's ever thought of writing any Sands fanfic knows what a bitch Sheldon-muse can be, so can you imagine how much more horrible the real thing is? Poor poor Johnny... ;-)
Come to think of it, poor all the other characters Johnny's ever conceived, too. Not many of them seem like they'd be able to hold their own against the concentrated chaos that is Sheldon.
Heh, anyone up to a humor fic about the goings-on in the secluded part of Johnny's psyche where all the characters are stored after use?
