Birthday t00bage
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son_of_darkness' birthday today, which the t00bs started celebrating yesterday evening in the Snape pub. I got there quite late, just before 8, but still managed to work my way through a couple of sins (BTW, I really don't recommend Greed, Envy's delicious, though) before we relocated to The Flat of Mildew, Vomit and Joy to start the party proper. The theme for the evening were angels and devils, and let me tell you, some of the costumes were truly amazing. pitchblackrose posted the pictures naughtyhouseelf has made already, but I'm still waiting for more. Meanwhile I'll just say that t00bs have finally proved beyond any doubt that a corset truly is a hellish invention as that's what most of the devils present were wearing ;-) And they all looked stunning, too.
Once the alcohol started flowing (though it did so in a rather narrower stream than usual) we've naturally started to play spin the bottle. Lots of hot snogging ensued, and here again I'd like to take the opportunity to demand pics. And videos! I got to kiss people I haven't previously, with the possible exception ofnaughtyhouseelf, and there was also the added element of groping, which was nice.
After a while, in the interest of getting the orgy started,starcrossedgirl offered herself to be molested. (Videos! Pictures!) For some reason the debauchery failed to spread, though, and so for the rest of the night the flat was filled with woeful cries of "Where's the sex?!" and "Why is no one naked?!" at regular intervals.
Around that time I've found a yaoi comic with a character that looked exactly like Draco Malfoy should, and naturally couldn't help myself but read it. It took me 24 pages to realise I was doing it wrong (should have read from right to left), but unfortunately following the story in the intended order improved neither its quality nor coherency. Still, the drawings were hot, so I spent the next couple of hours drooling over the Draco character and generously sharing his beauty with everyone within 3-foot-radius.
At around 4 or 5 the few of us left in the lounge decided to rest our eyes for a bit. It was an inspired idea, because even after 3 hours of sleep we were much more alert than those who managed to stay awake for the entire night. And we woke up just in time for that surreal early morning period of creativity, which this time resulted, among other things, with a sure way to wake someone up - you have to yell into their anus while tickling their ear with a feather (we've briefly considered doing it the other way 'round, but quickly agreed this would be much more effective). Luckily for them, the remaining sleepers all woke up on their own before we got the chance to test our breakthrough method.
And speaking of surreal creativity, other inventions of the night include the phrase - "straight like Remus" - which I am totally going to use in everyday conversations from now on. And at some point,son_of_darkness, after a thorough analysis of the HP movies, came to the conclusion that Snape is awfully fond of the word "however", and improvised a deep and meaningful conversation Snape might have with someone using only that one word. Too bad it'll more than likely never get used in a fic :sigh:
So that's basically it, since the journey back home was uneventful, at least in my case. Hugs all around and see you all next time!
son_of_darkness' birthday today, which the t00bs started celebrating yesterday evening in the Snape pub. I got there quite late, just before 8, but still managed to work my way through a couple of sins (BTW, I really don't recommend Greed, Envy's delicious, though) before we relocated to The Flat of Mildew, Vomit and Joy to start the party proper. The theme for the evening were angels and devils, and let me tell you, some of the costumes were truly amazing. pitchblackrose posted the pictures naughtyhouseelf has made already, but I'm still waiting for more. Meanwhile I'll just say that t00bs have finally proved beyond any doubt that a corset truly is a hellish invention as that's what most of the devils present were wearing ;-) And they all looked stunning, too.Once the alcohol started flowing (though it did so in a rather narrower stream than usual) we've naturally started to play spin the bottle. Lots of hot snogging ensued, and here again I'd like to take the opportunity to demand pics. And videos! I got to kiss people I haven't previously, with the possible exception of
naughtyhouseelf, and there was also the added element of groping, which was nice.After a while, in the interest of getting the orgy started,
starcrossedgirl offered herself to be molested. (Videos! Pictures!) For some reason the debauchery failed to spread, though, and so for the rest of the night the flat was filled with woeful cries of "Where's the sex?!" and "Why is no one naked?!" at regular intervals. Around that time I've found a yaoi comic with a character that looked exactly like Draco Malfoy should, and naturally couldn't help myself but read it. It took me 24 pages to realise I was doing it wrong (should have read from right to left), but unfortunately following the story in the intended order improved neither its quality nor coherency. Still, the drawings were hot, so I spent the next couple of hours drooling over the Draco character and generously sharing his beauty with everyone within 3-foot-radius.
At around 4 or 5 the few of us left in the lounge decided to rest our eyes for a bit. It was an inspired idea, because even after 3 hours of sleep we were much more alert than those who managed to stay awake for the entire night. And we woke up just in time for that surreal early morning period of creativity, which this time resulted, among other things, with a sure way to wake someone up - you have to yell into their anus while tickling their ear with a feather (we've briefly considered doing it the other way 'round, but quickly agreed this would be much more effective). Luckily for them, the remaining sleepers all woke up on their own before we got the chance to test our breakthrough method.
And speaking of surreal creativity, other inventions of the night include the phrase - "straight like Remus" - which I am totally going to use in everyday conversations from now on. And at some point,
son_of_darkness, after a thorough analysis of the HP movies, came to the conclusion that Snape is awfully fond of the word "however", and improvised a deep and meaningful conversation Snape might have with someone using only that one word. Too bad it'll more than likely never get used in a fic :sigh:So that's basically it, since the journey back home was uneventful, at least in my case. Hugs all around and see you all next time!
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Date: 2006-01-21 10:46 pm (UTC)and so for the rest of the night the flat was filled with woeful cries of "Where's the sex?!" and "Why is no one naked?!" at regular intervals.
I kept all the sex and nakedness at home with meeeee!! ahahah, no, there was none here either, but I'm very disappointed in you all - I wanted tales of beds collapsing and body parts being confused for someone elses whilst tangled. I'm gonna have to come show you guys how to have a real party. Again. :P
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Date: 2006-01-21 11:01 pm (UTC)Hey, it's not my fault al our hosts have these irresistibly seductive books and comics just lying around ;-)
I'm gonna have to come show you guys how to have a real party.
Yes, please! You really need to come to the t00bages more often :-)
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