Marry, shag, cliff meme

[czeri]

sunisshiningnow gave me Leito, Charlie Prince and Jack Sparrow.

1. Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2. Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
3. Provide pictures of the 3 people.
4. Post this meme with your answers



Argh, why did I think it'd be fun?! It's hard!

Cliff:

I love all three of them, so having to throw one off a cliff is just horrible! Granted that Leito would more than likely survive it (in fact I doubt in his case any throwing would be necessary - he'd probably jump all on his own); and that objectively speaking Charlie is a merciless murderer, so he's most deserving of death. Still, I have to say that my final choice would have to be Jack. Why? Because he's already survived the equivalent of falling off a cliff, and also because even if there'd be no sea to save him this time, he can return from the dead too.



Shag:

Charlie is very loyal and faithful, so he'd make a good husband... if I were Ben Wade. Since I'm not, I'm sadly out of luck. Here's hoping I'll manage to at least get a shag without ending up killed and robbed.



Marriage:

Which leaves me with Leito for a husband. Nice! He cleans, he shops, he cooks (don't tell me he just reads cookbooks as a hobby), he loses clothes too often to produce much dirty laundry, and he does chin-ups while watching TV, which leaves me in charge of both the sofa and the remote (though I can't think of anything that I'd like to watch more than him working out, especially since the first thing he does after coming home is take his top off ;-)).

Comments

[sunisshiningnow.livejournal.com]

Argh, why did I think it'd be fun?! It's hard!
Mwahaha, I decided to torture you. XD Great answers, LOL. ^^

[left-sider.livejournal.com]

Interesting! I think I'd have to cliff Charlie so 1) he couldn't kill me and 2) I could steal his badass jacket. Jack would be the shag, because let's face it he's a roamer who wouldn't stick around, and Leito would be the hubby. Or rather, I'd be his beard and live with him and Damien. I'd be happy if they just let me look at them being shirtless and snarky together! ;-P