spoilers and a meme

[czeri]

Right, so about those Harry Potter spoilers



Everyone seems to be rejoicing at the fact that the Trio is apparently going to survive, but for me that just means that the two characters Rowling decided to kill are not Harry, Ron or Hermione, which makes Draco's and Lucius's chances for survival very bleak indeed :-( I desperately need to find myself a new obsession, so that when book seven is released I won't even fucking care... :sigh:

Here's my measly attempt at distraction, gacked from melusinahp:

You Are a Pegasus

You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty. You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste. While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills. People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you.

What Mythological Creature Are You?

Yeah, right :snort:



ETA: Look, Draco!

Comments

[son-of-darkness.livejournal.com]

I don't know about Lucius, but I reckon Draco is the one who gets the reprieve.

[czeri.livejournal.com]

I sure hope so :sigh:

[melusinahp.livejournal.com]

Everyone is making assumptions based on poor paraphrases. It's quite possible, to me, that her comment re: Snape indicates that he's actually bad. And it's also possible that her comment re: the trio surviving only applied to what has happened up to the end of book 6.

I am so frustrated by all this non information that hints and god knows what. I want exact, clear and accurate transcripts. Humph.

[melusinahp.livejournal.com]

Oh, and apparently she said she wanted to invite Harry to the dinner so she could, "appologise to him."

She's still going to do some fucked up shit to him, even if she lets him live.

[son-of-darkness.livejournal.com]

lol, like she doesnt already have enough to apologise to him for?

[melusinahp.livejournal.com]

SHE IS GOING TO HAVE DEMENTORS SUCK OUT HIS SOUL AND THEN I AM GOING TO HATE HER FOREVER!

[melusinahp.livejournal.com]

Or maybe not. We'll see.

[czeri.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but if the Dementors suck out his soul because he'll rush at them to save Draco (who will thus get the reprieve), I just might start liking Harry ;-) Also, it'll be slashy. So you see, it won't be all bad...

[melusinahp.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Now I'm imagining a Draco/Dementor-sucked!Harry porn fic. There are definite possibilities.

[czeri.livejournal.com]

Totally. I'm certain that if Harry got de-souled saving him, Draco would feel that the least he could do in return was cater to Harry's body every need...

[melusinahp.livejournal.com]

Will you write this with me in a few weeks? I am totally serious.

[czeri.livejournal.com]

I'd love to try, but since I'm a very slow writer (seriously, I need to carve a story in stone before I transcribe it into a computer) I'm not sure how well it'll work.

[son-of-darkness.livejournal.com]

Oooh, I read a Draco/Dementor-sucked!Harry, once. Or it was a Harry/Dementor-sucked!Draco. Either way, it was very creepy. :)

[czeri.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the quotes don't really make much sense, do they? First of all, I didn't think there were any doubts about Snape being good at this point. And I suppose the bit about the Trio making it doesn't sound all that convincing, either.

I agree, transcripts would be good.

[son-of-darkness.livejournal.com]

btw, Czeri, you have to come to the pub, tomorrow. I made chocolate biscuit cakes with raisins and toffee bits and omg, they are teh bezt!!! I'll be bringing them to the pub to share.

[czeri.livejournal.com]

Oh! I'm coming, then! The whatever it was that you made for the party at your house was delicious (even if it did look somewhat suspicious).

[annephoenix.livejournal.com]

Yeah and I really didn't wanna know Harry makes. Not knowing was part of the excitement.

[czeri.livejournal.com]

If it's any consolation, as melusinahp has pointed out, the credibility of the spoilers leaves much to be desired, so we don't yet know for sure that Harry will make it.